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stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

pleaunsure:

“You’re my gay best friend.”

image

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

rniner:

how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*